What's wrong with these cookies?

This is for all you Mom's who need a laugh today.... So I am in charge of making sugar cookies for Aspyn's class's holiday party. She has some kids with nut allergy's so the room mom said to go buy the dough. I finally found some that did not have nuts listed as one of the allergies and was so happy! This should be quick and fun just roll em' cut em' bake em'. The first batch my gingerbread men looked more like the stay puff marshmallow man. So I decided not to cut them out into shapes but rather cut them into slices. They were flatter than a pancake. So I say to myself just make them from scratch. First batch of dough all cut out and baked look a little dry but not bad same with the second on to the third and fourth batches of dough and it dawns on me I completely left out the Sugar!!!! Ha ha ha can you imagine all those kids wondering what was wrong with their not so sugary sugar cookies? Needless to say I am starting over. :) Next year I will ask to bring the juice boxes! I will post pics later!